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REAL TALK: BEACHES SUCK
Sand gets everywhere and the sun is trying to kill you the entire time. Why would you ever name a drink about copulating in such a terrible place? You know what’s better? A Scottish loch. No sand. Minimal sun (hell yeah, Scotland). Beautiful vistas. It’s a no brainer.
Show your support for this revolutionary idea by throwing on these teal shades with black lenses and a graphic of the most famous loch resident out there. And next time someone asks you about a romantic walk on the beach, tell them you prefer your sex on the loch.
No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarized: glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
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